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Sarah. Fifteen. Musician. In love with my best friend. SuperWhoLock, etc. Funny stuff and attractive people make me happy.


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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 325,771 notes

deanreborn:

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 12,252 notes

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 203,348 notes

supernaturalapocalypse:

(x)

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 3,818 notes

bendydicks:

sobbing yes Misha you can keep it because you’re so cute

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 76,063 notes

eameliapond:

[x]

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 415,735 notes
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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 758,143 notes

surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 65,417 notes

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 658,896 notes

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 86,777 notes

gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 65,209 notes
We were occasionally evicted, and often didn’t have money for rent. Me, my mom and my brother, and usually at least one dog. Ninth grade was the first time that I was in the same school for two years. Up until that point we moved around constantly which meant that I was always kind of the new kid or the outsider and sometimes we changed schools in the middle of the school year, so I was always an outsider and my mom also would send me to school wearing, for instance, tights and plastic cowboy boots and I thought ‘This is a great uniform’, but the other kids didn’t think it was as cool as I thought. We never had a television, so I was sort of cut off from pop culture, and from intimate peer group. It made me more of an outsider, and a little bit more introverted and cautious, and, you know, uncertain of my surroundings, and I kind of withdrew and I also kind of started to find ways to mask my insecurities and to blend in with my environment. So one of the things that I would do is I would sort of take on characters. And I would go into character, and I would be a Russian foreign exchange student or I’d develop an Indian accent or something like that, I’d develop these little characters and accents and shticks and ways to be funny, as a way of ingratiating myself to the other kids. And I think that ultimately, that is probably why I ended up doing what I’m doing. I was trying to find a way to fit in by being silly, and yeah, that worked out to be my job for a living now.
7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 5,629 notes

suchfunarewe:

jooleia:

[x]

OH MY GOD HE’S SO ADORABLE

Sob.

Last gif. Such sob. Much adorable. Wow.

7 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 15,336 notes
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