single and ready 2 flamingle
WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS
i love marina and the almonds
sobbing yes Misha you can keep it because you’re so cute
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
gf: babe come over
bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents
gf: im off my period
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke
We were occasionally evicted, and often didn’t have money for rent. Me, my mom and my brother, and usually at least one dog. Ninth grade was the first time that I was in the same school for two years. Up until that point we moved around constantly which meant that I was always kind of the new kid or the outsider and sometimes we changed schools in the middle of the school year, so I was always an outsider and my mom also would send me to school wearing, for instance, tights and plastic cowboy boots and I thought ‘This is a great uniform’, but the other kids didn’t think it was as cool as I thought. We never had a television, so I was sort of cut off from pop culture, and from intimate peer group. It made me more of an outsider, and a little bit more introverted and cautious, and, you know, uncertain of my surroundings, and I kind of withdrew and I also kind of started to find ways to mask my insecurities and to blend in with my environment. So one of the things that I would do is I would sort of take on characters. And I would go into character, and I would be a Russian foreign exchange student or I’d develop an Indian accent or something like that, I’d develop these little characters and accents and shticks and ways to be funny, as a way of ingratiating myself to the other kids. And I think that ultimately, that is probably why I ended up doing what I’m doing. I was trying to find a way to fit in by being silly, and yeah, that worked out to be my job for a living now.
OH MY GOD HE’S SO ADORABLE
Last gif. Such sob. Much adorable. Wow.